Dreamfields/Jeeter cares a lot more about branding and selling overpriced "trendy" merchandise than they do attempting to supply so-called quality cannabis pre-rolls to the masses.

Now YOU too, can be super cool, and edgy, and trendy, and care more about image than anything else. More importantly, YOU too can be apart of the coolest counterculture parody brand this side of anywhere.

Unlike with authentic Jeeter merchandise, you won't have to spend an arm and a leg (or all of your weed money) to afford one of these amazing products. No, no, no. These aren't counterfeit Jeeters on the market. This is the real deal! An ex-employee's trauma-based parody brand.

Sooo there used to be quite a bit of technical detail and jargon here about sizing, and materials, and whatnot here. But if I have learned anything from Jeeter, it is that the science absolutely does NOT matter. I deleted all that sh*t. We needed more room to drive home the point of how freakin' cool you'd look in one of these shirts.

I mean, like, you know your shirt size, right? Then, I think it will probably fit. Right? Oh wait, Jeeter parody. Umm yeah, they are probably mid-quality at best. Maybe they run a tad on the small side? Are all potheads chubby? Oh man, I think I am losing weight again. I gotta hurry up and get more money for food. Fast, fast, fast, I gotta sell more T-shirts.

BUY THIS SHIRT!!!

*Once again, this is parody. ZERO proceeds will go to Dreamfields/Jeeter.*

*You'd look sooooo cool in this shirt.*

*This garment contains 0% THC.*

* Please do not purchase this shirt if you are allergic to cotton or polyester.*

*The THC content of the shirt is in direct correlation to how much flower or THC distillate is spilled on the shirt after purchase.*

*If you buy four hundred twenty shirts, I will give you a proper disscount. "You are a smelly pothead." That diss only counts after purchase of 420 shirts.*

*Coolness % may, or may not, increase in direct correlation to how many shirts have been ordered. (Up to 420 for proper diss.)*

*Actually if you are allergic to cotton or polyester, DO buy this shirt, just don't wear it.*

*You WOULD look cool in this shirt.*

*Yes, yes, yes, I know, I know, I spelled discount wrong above. Hopefully it made the pun hit harder.*

*You would look cool.*

*Buy this shirt!*

*Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and its territories.*

*Cool.*